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[Instrumental music]

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[Knocking]

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Oh. [Clears throat]

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Who's that knocking at
Frankenstein's door? Argh!

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[Screaming]

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Wait, wa, wa, I was just
kidding.

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Come get some candy.

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-Tony
-Damn

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Are you scaring away the
trick-or-treaters again?

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Look it's Halloween! I was just
trying to stay in character.

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Let me show you how it's
done, Mister Stallworth.

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- Okay.
- M-kay.

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[Knocking]

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Hello. Happy Halloween.
Would you like... Oh!

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I see you, Batman, Captain
America, Thor.

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Would you like some candy?

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We can do this one of two ways.

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Either you give up the candy
or we're taking,

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-Oh!
-the candy.

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Weh! Is that a threat, sounds
like a threat.

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We don't make threats.
We make promises.

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[In unison] Yeah. Promises.

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Ok, well, well, candy, candy
it is.

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Here you go.
that, that, my bowl, ok.

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Oh!

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[Chuckling]

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Did you just get jacked by
the Jaden Smith gang?

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What was I supposed to do, Tony?

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It was three against one.

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That was scary.

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You fold under pressure.

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A little bit.

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Allow me.
[Clears throat]

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Trick or treat.

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Ain't you a little too old to
be trick-or-treating?

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Naw, I'm still a minor.

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Minor what? Minor leagues?

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Where's your costume? What
are you dressed as?

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I'm a basketball player.

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Where's your jersey.

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It's off-season, man.

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Give me some candy.

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Oh.

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Give me that candy.

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Brah, that's all we got.

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What about that sandwich?

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Y'all ain't got
no mayonnaise?

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Old Blake Giffin looking.

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Oh, he's coming back.

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[Screaming] No! Tony! Tony!

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[Family Time theme song]
* Woke up and my
wife said to me

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* The bill collectors won't let
me be

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* The kids keep talkin' back to
me

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* Family time

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* Family time, family time,
family time

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[Instrumental music]

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[Tony] Come on, kids. Are
you ready?

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[Howling]

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I was born ready.

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Oh wow, Devin. I haven't seen
you this excited for anything.

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Like, ever.

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Uh, Mom. This isn't anything.
Dad's client throws the best
Halloween party in the world.

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Okay, I don't know about
the best. It's all right.

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All right? He's got gourmet
appetizers, full buffet, and
an open bar.

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He has a haunted house and
inside that haunted house
is a bounce house.

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So, when the monsters jump at
you, you can just jump back.

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Oh, okay, okay. I guess his
parties are pretty cool.

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Pretty cool? He holds
the world's greatest
costume contest.

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Mm hm.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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Girl, what are you dressed as?
You look like a whole lot of

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trouble if you don't go
upstairs and change.

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Dad, I'm dressed as Nicki Minaj.

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The hell you are!

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You better get that big fake
booty back up them steps.

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No daughter of mine's
walking out of the house
looking like that.

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Oh my God. Seriously, Dad?
I'm trying to win the
costume contest.

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Come on, Tony. It's fine.
It's Halloween. Everybody
dresses up as celebrities.

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Oh, remember when that guy
dressed up as Flava Flav

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last year and he won
for ugliest costume?

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[Laughing]

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Mom, I think that was
the real Flava Flav.

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Really?

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Yes!

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Okay, okay. I guess his
parties are pretty popping.

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As soon as everybody
gets here we can go.

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Why can't we just go right
now so we don't be late.

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We won't be late. It's
only... three fifteen?

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That can't be right.

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Yeah, it's eight p.m.

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Wait, okay I just bought this at
the garage sale a week ago.

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Well, you know how
garage sales are.

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Sometimes you find a diamond in
the rough and sometimes you find

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a piece of crap clock
that don't work.

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My... there, there's a
crack in my clock.

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Somebody glued it back
together. Somebody broke my
clock and then glued it.

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Come on, Lisa. Who
would do that?

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I'm sure you didn't notice the
crack when you bought it.

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No, no, Tony. I specifically
examined it before I bought it.

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One of you broke my clock.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, look, Mom. I
have been accused of a lot of
things I've done in this world.

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And yes, I did do a lot of them.

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But ain't never
touched your clock.

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Yeah Mom, you're tripping.

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- Oh, I'm tripping?
- Yes.

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I'm tripping, no y'all are
tripping. Who broke my clock?

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Why one of us got to be public
enemy number one?

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Look, it's just a stupid clock.
And why you tripping anyway?

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You probably paid about
twenty dollars for it.

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It's not about the money, Tony,
okay? It's the principle.

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Now someone accidentally broke
my clock ok fine, I'm ok

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with that. It's the cover-up
that's the problem.

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Look, can we talk about this
another time? You're killing
my Halloween vibe.

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Oh, how's this for killing your
Halloween vibe? We don't leave

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here or go to any kind
of party until we get
to the bottom of this!

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[All sigh]

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[Instrumental music]

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[Instrumental music]

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Which one of you
broke the clock?

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[All naming each other]

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Maybe the dog broke it.

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We don't have a dog, Devin.

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Well, maybe he ran away
because he was so ashamed
of breaking the clock.

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If a dog broke the clock, how
would he glue it back together?

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Maybe the cat glued
it back together?

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Okay, if you don't want to
tell me the truth I will just
figure it out myself.

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Can't we figure it out at
the party while we stuff our

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face and our pockets with
them appetizers?

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Clue number one! Why does
the clock say three
fifteen, huh?

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Because it's broken!
Case closed.

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It says three fifteen because
that is the time it was broken.

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I bought the clock last Sunday,
so I want to know what each and

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every one of you was doing
every single day this week
at three fifteen!

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Well, that's simple. I was at
work every single day,
including today.

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That's a little suspicious.
Today is Saturday. You work
on Saturdays, Dad?

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You eat on Saturday's,
don't you?

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Look, I love my wife and I
love my family. I just want
to go to this party.

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What were you doing kids?

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We were headed home
from school every day.

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[Laughing] Not today. I want to
know what you were doing today.

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See, I was studying
for a test...

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I want the truth, Ebony.

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Okay, I was watching t.v. then
Devin had walked in and...

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[Harp music]

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Hey, Ebony, you busy?

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Obviously, I'm watching t.v.

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Girl, it's a stupid commercial.

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And I'm watching it! Maybe I'm
in the market to buy a new car.

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Girl, now you're
driving me crazy.

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No, I'm serious.

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Okay, fine. What's up.

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All right, so I kinda
like this girl.

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[Laughing] Oh, thank you,
but I'm not interested,
I'm your sister.

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Gross, shut up! Anyway.

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I can't tell if she likes me
back. I mean, she flirts with me

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but she's never liked a single
Funstagram picture I've posted.

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She's never even liked one?
Ouch, that's harsh.

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So, does that mean she
don't like me or...

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Well, it depends. Maybe
your pictures are just
whack. Let me see 'em.

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Oh! Oh, yeah. These are
terrible. The lighting,
the angles...

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Well, how about you take
a selfie of me then?

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It's called a selfie, not a
help-me, so help yourself.

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Okay, mistake number one.
You never want to have a
selfie looking up at you.

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You always want it looking down.

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Okay, mistake number
two is your back lit.

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-Let me fix that, okay.
-Girl...

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Okay, mistake number three,
you're making a duck face.

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I'm trying to look cool.

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You do not look cool.
You look constipated.

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Why don't you just look normal?
Act like you don't even know a
picture of you is being taken.

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Fine.

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Okay. Okay, now this
is a decent selfie.

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Throw a couple filters on it.

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Thank you.

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Ok actually no, just throw
your phone away.

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Oh, you get on my nerves.

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Just saying.

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And then she liked it.

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See, I told you.

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Let me see that selfie.

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Oh, you posted it at three
fifteen..

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Kids, your story checks out.
You're off the hook.

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Thank you.

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So, can we go now?

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Not until I solve this.

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Now my main suspect is
YOU, Tony Stallworth.

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Lisa, I already told you, I was
at work every day this week.

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Oh yeah, you were at work
at three fifteen p.m.

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But this clock could have been
broken at three fifteen a.m.

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So, what were you doing every
night at three fifteen, Tony?

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Hm?

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Hm. That's a good one.
Let me think about it.

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Uh, sleeping!

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00:09:09,149 --> 00:09:12,986
Do you have any witnesses that
can corroborate this story?

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Hm. Uh, yeah. You!

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Well, if I was sleeping
how do I know that you
were really asleep?

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Really, Lisa?

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Really. Okay, okay. Fair enough.

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I'm being a bit ridiculous. But
I do remember you waking up and
slithering out of bed, Tony.

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Where were you
creeping off to, huh?

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All right. First of all, if we
was up at three fifteen we'd be
breaking more than clocks.

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Okay, so I went downstairs
to get a late-night snack.

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[Harp music]

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[Knocking]

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Who the hell is at my door at
this time of night?

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Du, Donnie, what are you doing
coming over here in the
middle of the night?

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Was you asleep? Hey man,
anything after midnight is
technically morning, okay?

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Rise and shine.

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What do you want?

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Man, you wouldn't believe
this, but I ran out of gas.

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00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:00,868
Again.

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00:10:00,901 --> 00:10:03,937
I know! I thought I knew my car.

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00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:06,774
Once I get to red usually
I got fifteen more miles.

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00:10:06,807 --> 00:10:10,343
Man, I cannot wait until I
get into the future and
get a self-driving car.

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I can't wait to get into the
future so I can have a robot
for a

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friend and program him
not to come over here in
the middle of the night.

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Matter of fact, not ever.

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Hey, speaking of robos, man,
maybe we can get some robo
girls, you know what I mean?

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Get a little R2 double D2.
[Chuckling]

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Yeah man, virtual
reality is getting real.

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And speaking of which, can
you uh, give me a ride
back to the house?

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Absolutely not.

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Come on, man. Can I
at least get a snack?

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No man, that's my cereal.

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Did you eat out of it?

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Yes.

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00:10:37,938 --> 00:10:40,774
You know what? I'm going
to call you a Goober.

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Mm. There you go. One will
be here in ten minutes.

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Lock up on your way out.

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All right, cool. Burn
them pajamas.

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Also, find out what
Lisa's wearing.

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Oh, and wax that chest hair.
You making me want tacos.

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And then I went
right back to sleep.

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Interesting. Let me see
your Goober app.

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Don't be looking
through my phone.

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00:11:01,729 --> 00:11:03,030
And why not?

237
00:11:03,063 --> 00:11:06,734
Huh. Okay. You did
take a Goober.

238
00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,837
On Tuesday night and it went
from here to Donnie's place.

239
00:11:12,039 --> 00:11:15,508
Interesting. Your
story checks out.

240
00:11:15,542 --> 00:11:17,978
Case closed. Nobody
broke your clock.

241
00:11:19,279 --> 00:11:20,580
Can we go now, Mom?

242
00:11:20,613 --> 00:11:22,082
This just doesn't make sense.

243
00:11:22,115 --> 00:11:24,852
[Knocking]

244
00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:31,558
No, you should be the one to
change because I decided on
this costume weeks ago.

245
00:11:31,591 --> 00:11:35,028
Weeks? Please. I bought
this outfit last Halloween.

246
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:37,030
Then you should have
wore it last Halloween.

247
00:11:37,064 --> 00:11:38,298
No! I changed my mind...

248
00:11:38,631 --> 00:11:40,433
- Then change your outfit.
- No, you change-

249
00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,302
Okay, wait, wait, wait, hold
up, hold up, hold up.

250
00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,671
Both of y'all are genies? Does
that mean I get six wishes?

251
00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,940
I wish you'd shut the hell up.

252
00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:49,009
I wish you had a man
that lived far, far away.

253
00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:51,211
I wish you wasn't a man and
lived even farther away.

254
00:11:52,946 --> 00:11:54,982
And I wish you would go
put on a costume.

255
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:56,283
Look, I got a wish.

256
00:11:57,851 --> 00:12:00,788
Mmmm. Damn, you're still here.

257
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:04,457
I wish y'all would stop tripping
so we could go to this party.

258
00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:06,794
Lisa, would you tell Lori that
she needs to change?

259
00:12:06,794 --> 00:12:09,830
No, Lisa. You tell Rachel
she needs to change.

260
00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,799
I'm not going nowhere
looking like her twin.

261
00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,133
She's trying to put
me in a coma.

262
00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:17,104
Mm. Nobody. Nobody is
going to the party, okay?

263
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:19,606
What are you talking about?
I've been looking forward to
this party all year.

264
00:12:19,639 --> 00:12:20,240
Me, too.

265
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:24,211
Mom's not letting anyone go to
the party until we figure out
who broke her clock.

266
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:24,644
Oh.

267
00:12:24,677 --> 00:12:27,214
That old ugly, busted
down clock right there?

268
00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:29,082
Honey, I will buy
you a new clock.

269
00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:31,618
I don't even know why she
cares about the stupid clock.

270
00:12:31,651 --> 00:12:34,087
I swear, it's uglier
than your husband.

271
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:38,425
You know what's better than a
clock and also tells time?

272
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:39,893
A cell phone.

273
00:12:39,927 --> 00:12:40,693
[Laughing]

274
00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,164
It's not about the clock. It's
the principle.

275
00:12:45,032 --> 00:12:50,103
Wait a minute, you two were
here on Thursday. Did you
break the clock?

276
00:12:50,403 --> 00:12:51,271
Are you serious?

277
00:12:51,304 --> 00:12:52,105
Very.

278
00:12:52,139 --> 00:12:53,606
[Instrumental music]

279
00:12:54,507 --> 00:12:57,577
[Instrumental music]

280
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,880
[Tony] You solved it, Lisa.
Your two sisters broke
the clock and I

281
00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,882
fully support you if permanently
ban them from this house.

282
00:13:02,182 --> 00:13:05,953
Wait a minute, am I seriously
being accused of breaking some
old damn clock?

283
00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:13,693
Lisa, I am your sister. Now, I
may have slept with your ex-man.

284
00:13:13,726 --> 00:13:16,763
But I would never break your
little raggedly-ass clock.

285
00:13:17,197 --> 00:13:19,867
Okay. Then you'll have no
problem telling me what happened

286
00:13:19,900 --> 00:13:22,269
on Thursday, because I clearly
remember leaving you two alone

287
00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:23,871
in the living room.

288
00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:24,471
Oh!

289
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:26,239
Don't worry, I'll wait.

290
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:29,642
[Harp music]

291
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:30,878
What time is it?

292
00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,480
Y'all going to make
me miss my stories.

293
00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:35,648
Your stories? You sound
like an old-ass lady.

294
00:13:35,682 --> 00:13:39,752
Get you some cats and some
crossword puzzles and you'll be
an old-ass, crazy-ass cat lady.

295
00:13:39,786 --> 00:13:40,620
[Chuckling]

296
00:13:40,653 --> 00:13:44,124
Don't judge me. I may not have a
man, but I have my soaps.

297
00:13:44,157 --> 00:13:46,493
All right, Eartha Kitt. [Purrs]

298
00:13:48,228 --> 00:13:49,529
What soap is that?

299
00:13:49,562 --> 00:13:53,100
I'm currently into The
Young And The Thirsty.

300
00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:55,969
Doesn't that one actress
look just like Lisa?

301
00:13:56,003 --> 00:14:00,307
Everybody says that. Please.
She wishes she looked like
Lisa Stallworth.

302
00:14:00,340 --> 00:14:00,908
Mm hm.

303
00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:03,443
Anyway, I gotta go to the
store. I'll see y'all later.

304
00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:09,349
Okay, this scene right here?
Storyline. This woman fell in
love with this man.

305
00:14:09,382 --> 00:14:12,252
But he fell into a coma, so
she fell into bed with his
twin brother.

306
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,655
Mm. Well, he's in a coma,
I don't even think it
counts as cheating.

307
00:14:15,688 --> 00:14:17,390
Plus, he's a twin, so it's
more like a tribute.

308
00:14:17,424 --> 00:14:21,328
So, you're telling me, that
if you fell into a coma,
you wouldn't

309
00:14:21,361 --> 00:14:23,063
care if your girlfriend
slept with me?

310
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:25,332
Well, you wouldn't sleep with
her. You're straight.

311
00:14:25,798 --> 00:14:27,167
Hypothetically speaking.

312
00:14:27,567 --> 00:14:30,337
Hypothetically speaking, I'd be
in a coma so I really would be

313
00:14:30,370 --> 00:14:32,672
more concerned with getting out
of the coma than whether or not

314
00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,941
my girlfriend was
cheating on me.

315
00:14:33,974 --> 00:14:36,309
And that right there is why you
can't keep a relationship.

316
00:14:36,343 --> 00:14:37,610
Because you don't care.

317
00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:40,580
Excuse me, but you
don't have a man.

318
00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:45,385
Yeah, I may not have a man right
NOW, but if I had a man, I know

319
00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:48,521
I wouldn't want him in
the bed with you while I
was in a damned coma.

320
00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,957
You wouldn't even know.
You know why?

321
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,191
Because you'd be in a coma!

322
00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:55,062
If I was in a coma and I saw you
sleeping with my man when I came

323
00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,830
up out the coma, I'd put you
right back in the coma, 'cause

324
00:14:57,864 --> 00:14:58,331
there ain't nobody...

325
00:14:58,365 --> 00:14:58,731
Okay.

326
00:14:58,765 --> 00:15:00,700
[Simultaneously yelling]

327
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,770
Wait a minute, why are we
sitting here listening to y'all
argue about a soap opera?

328
00:15:03,803 --> 00:15:05,838
Wait a minute that might
actually be really helpful.

329
00:15:05,872 --> 00:15:09,376
Ebony, check that T.V. Guide and
tell me what time The Young And
The Thirsty comes on.

330
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,979
Whoa, whoa, wait. Why do you
still get a T.V. Guide?

331
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:15,615
They probably forgot to
cancel their subscription
from fifteen years ago.

332
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:16,716
Wait, who forgot the what?

333
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,451
It's only twenty dollars
a year, Tony.

334
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:19,987
That's three hundred dollars!

335
00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:22,422
With that money, we could afford
to buy your sister's a kennel.

336
00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,558
It comes on at twelve thirty.

337
00:15:25,592 --> 00:15:30,163
Really? Wow. So, you two
couldn't have broken it.

338
00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:33,533
Nobody broke your clock, Mom!
Can we just go?

339
00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:35,068
[Knocking]

340
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,376
Ah, what's up, Donnie? You
uh, you a detective?

341
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,578
What gave you your
first clue, Tony?

342
00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,481
Sherlock Homie at your services.

343
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:49,816
Or is it service?

344
00:15:50,283 --> 00:15:52,485
Anyway, y'all ready to get to
this bomb-ass party?

345
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:55,688
We're not going anywhere until I
found out who broke my clock.

346
00:15:55,722 --> 00:15:57,490
Somebody broke your clock?

347
00:15:57,524 --> 00:16:00,660
Lisa's right. We ain't going
nowhere until I get to the
bottom of this.

348
00:16:00,693 --> 00:16:02,029
Everybody give me your alibis.

349
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:03,696
We've already been through this.

350
00:16:03,730 --> 00:16:06,733
Well, be through it again.
Sherlock Homie's on the case.

351
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,237
[Instrumental music]

352
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:13,206
[Donnie] Okay, I've hold
all your stories.

353
00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,708
And I think I know who did it.

354
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:19,412
Well?

355
00:16:19,446 --> 00:16:21,048
Oh, my bad. Lisa.

356
00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,749
[Gasps]
Hater!

357
00:16:22,782 --> 00:16:24,351
You're not serious?

358
00:16:25,218 --> 00:16:28,255
At first, I said, why would Lisa
break the clock?

359
00:16:28,288 --> 00:16:30,257
It's her clock, what
would be her motivation?

360
00:16:30,290 --> 00:16:33,960
And then if she did break it,
why would she accuse somebody?

361
00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:37,097
Exactly. Why, Sherlock
Homie, why?

362
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:40,367
Because Lisa didn't want to go
to the party and she wanted to

363
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,102
keep all of us from
going to the party.

364
00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,470
[Gasps] Hater!

365
00:16:43,736 --> 00:16:47,107
Why would I not want
to go to the party?

366
00:16:47,407 --> 00:16:49,409
I'm still trying to figure
that one out.

367
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,645
But, you're the Bride of
Frankenstein. You probably

368
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,348
didn't want to run into, into
the side chick of Frankenstein.

369
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,085
Donnie, that is the dumbest
thing I've ever heard.

370
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:02,155
Look, Mom. I broke your
clock. You can punish
me if you want to.

371
00:17:02,189 --> 00:17:05,825
Oh, but just wait until
after the party. He's
so cute and hairy.

372
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,228
No, Mom. Don't punish Devin.
I broke the clock.

373
00:17:08,261 --> 00:17:08,695
Ebony.

374
00:17:08,728 --> 00:17:10,263
No, no, no. I broke the clock.

375
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,832
I was juggling it with some,
with some chainsaws and it fell.

376
00:17:13,833 --> 00:17:18,605
Really, Tony? That's, that's
really not funny. But at least
now I know you broke the clock.

377
00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:19,539
Yes, I did. I broke it.

378
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,709
I knew it. Honey, that is
grounds for divorce.

379
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:24,744
I can have the paperwork
drawn up by Monday.

380
00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:27,780
Psf, I've been waiting on
y'all to get a divorce. Why do
you think

381
00:17:27,814 --> 00:17:28,848
I be hanging
around so much?

382
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:33,186
But anyway. I think
I know who did it.

383
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,489
What's your theory,
Sherlock Homeless?

384
00:17:36,523 --> 00:17:38,391
I broke the damn clock.

385
00:17:38,425 --> 00:17:40,227
[Gasps]

386
00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,930
Yeah, remember the other
night when Tony was telling
you he got me a Goober?

387
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:45,898
Well, I was watching t.v.

388
00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,736
[Harp music]

389
00:17:49,836 --> 00:17:54,141
Oh! I get it. They're young
AND they're thirsty.

390
00:17:54,874 --> 00:17:56,343
Why does that girl
look like Lisa?

391
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:57,977
[Horn honking]

392
00:17:58,345 --> 00:18:00,046
Oh, damn. That's my
Goober driver.

393
00:18:00,347 --> 00:18:01,681
Man, that's the best part!

394
00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:11,224
That's a nice clock. What
is this an antique?

395
00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:13,293
Oh!

396
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:15,027
[Crashing]

397
00:18:18,665 --> 00:18:21,534
No, it's cool. I'm just
letting myself out.

398
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,337
So that's it?

399
00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:27,307
That's it. I broke your
clock and glued it back
together. Sorry.

400
00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:30,177
Case closed. Can we go now, Mom?

401
00:18:30,177 --> 00:18:31,978
Please, Mom, please?

402
00:18:32,245 --> 00:18:36,449
I'm not going nowhere until this
one changes her costume.

403
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:38,718
Oh, then you ain't going nowhere
cause I ain't changing.

404
00:18:39,051 --> 00:18:42,789
Wait, Donnie, if you
broke my clock, why
didn't you just tell me?

405
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:44,691
Who the hell cares?

406
00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:49,796
Look, Honey. I mean uh, Lisa.

407
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,400
Well look, you know I was
going to tell you but
then I decided not to.

408
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:56,035
I figured you'd get mad so I
said forget it. End of story.

409
00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:58,004
Are you satisfied now, Lisa?

410
00:18:59,038 --> 00:18:59,872
I guess.

411
00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:02,375
All right, y'all want to
go to the party?

412
00:19:02,409 --> 00:19:03,710
[Unison] Yes!

413
00:19:03,743 --> 00:19:05,312
[Instrumental music]

414
00:19:07,414 --> 00:19:09,081
[Instrumental music]

415
00:19:11,017 --> 00:19:12,919
I ain't goin' lie, now that
party was crunk.

416
00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:15,121
Lit, Dad. It was lit.

417
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:19,992
I can't believe I lost
the costume contest to
another Nicki Minaj.

418
00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:24,564
I think that was the real Nicki
Minaj. Ain't no mistaking the
junk in that trunk.

419
00:19:25,097 --> 00:19:28,034
I can't believe that there was
six other genies at the party.

420
00:19:28,301 --> 00:19:30,069
I was still the
best looking one.

421
00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:32,739
You mean, we were the
best-looking ones.

422
00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:33,706
I said what I meant.

423
00:19:34,474 --> 00:19:36,243
You know, there's still one
thing I don't get, Donnie.

424
00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:38,745
If you broke the clock the night
Tony called you the Goober, it

425
00:19:38,778 --> 00:19:40,347
wouldn't have been
broken at three fifteen.

426
00:19:41,047 --> 00:19:45,285
Do I look that dumb? After I
broke the clock, I changed the
time to frame somebody else.

427
00:19:45,552 --> 00:19:46,719
That's actually pretty smart.

428
00:19:47,254 --> 00:19:50,323
Yeah. Lisa, don't trip off this
clock. Like I know a guy who

429
00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:51,724
fixes clocks down at
the pawn shop.

430
00:19:51,758 --> 00:19:54,294
He fixes watches, clocks,
Glocks. I'll take this down to

431
00:19:54,327 --> 00:19:55,662
him in the morning and he'll
fix the whole thing...

432
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,563
[Gasps]

433
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,964
[Unison] Donnie!

434
00:19:57,997 --> 00:19:59,566
[Arguing over each other]

435
00:19:59,599 --> 00:20:00,633
Selfie!

436
00:20:01,301 --> 00:20:03,270
[Instrumental music]